Toastermonkey

Name: A. Toastermonkey
Level: 1
Class: NOT A PEON. More of a drifter who plays by her own rules. I'ma shoot you.
Alignment: Chaotic Awesome
Qualia: Quite brutally honest and honestly, quite brutal. But I'll bake you muffins if you're sick.(They'll taste like baking soda)
Skills: They pay the bills. On a level of one to six, one.
Abilities:Can sleep 16 hours without waking up in the middle, not even to pee!
Biography:I crawled out of my mother and have since been trying out different carrot cake recipes.
Darkest Secret: I've blocked them all from memory. :-)